There had been rumblings and rumors. We knew this was coming. Before the year ended there was going to be one champion...one superior being to take their place above everyone else.
I thought that I was stronger.
I thought it would be me.
I thought I'd be lifted onto that pedestal.
I was wrong. I lost. I was bested.
It happened less than a half hour ago. Innocently enough, I was making breakfast. I had just settled down to eat it when the s*** hit (c wut i did thar?! :P) the fan. I had barely managed to choke down my first bite of eggs and toast when the sound came. A roar...a guttural beast-like roar.
I never even had time to prepare myself.
The first pillow shot straight for my head like a bullet out of a gun. I barely had enough time to get the fork out of my mouth and dodge it. I stumbled across the living room to find a weapon of my own, but she was too fast for me. With another roar of delight (probably because she'd already foreseen her victory) Heidi slammed me onto the couch. The pillow blows rained down like a monsoon. I dodged left and right. Her stamina was unwavering. Eventually, I managed to arm myself with my own pillow...but she was too nimble to land any significant shots.
As I lay in a crumpled heap on my living room floor, she giggled with joy and laughed at me.....
Ladies and Gentleman...your Pillow Fight Champion of 2011 ---- Heidi Alexis Desrosiers
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